• kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

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gilsmithphotos:

say anything

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permissiontogoafterhim:

Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth at a press line for the movie “Avengers: Age of Ultron” during SDCC 2014 (credit: x)

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fuckyeah-workaholics:

Ders Logic

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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